At 08.00 on a Monday morning I was looking at a graph which showed me the working hours of an anonymous hacker sitting in front of a computer somewhere in the world. This graph revealed that some breaches of cyber security are not the work of an automated robot but rather an attack from a human being. The frequency of attacks displayed a pattern which closely resembled an average working week: Monday was the peak of activity whereas clearly the hacker had enough by Friday afternoon. I was in the company of members of the British Chamber of Commerce in Luxembourg, who had gathered at the Ambassador’s Residence for a “Business Breakfast” talk on Cyber Security. The speaker was Dr Adrian Nish of BAE Systems, visiting from the UK to inform Luxembourg-based businesses about the threats posed by cyber criminals, cyber-spies, and cyber activists. It was an enlightening way to begin the final week of my traineeship at the British Embassy.

Dr Adrian Nish speaks at a "Business Breakfast"

The British Embassy’s UK Trade and Investment team promotes goods and services export opportunities overseas for British companies and supports overseas companies who wish to invest in Britain. During my traineeship, I have experienced how the Embassy supports businesses and and institutions in a wide variety of fields to establish and maintain strong relationships between Britain andLuxembourg. Last week I attended a public conference on the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership (TTIP), an issue of particular importance to the United Kingdom because we believe that a comprehensive TTIP will help generate valuable European growth. One role of an Embassy is to report back to London local developments on dossiers of UK national interest.

What has struck me most in my time in Luxembourg is how the British Embassy reaches out at an individual level as well as on a global level. While I was gathering together exhibits to display in our exhibition commemorating the centenary of the start of the First World War, I was delighted to receive a number of additional items loaned from local Luxembourg families and British professionals working here. The descendants of one of the railway workers who spied for the Allies offered us a collection of his certificates and photographs. Another individual loaned us items from his newspaper collection. Without the strong established ties between the Embassy and many local contacts we would not have been able to showcase these items and reveal more about the lives of those Luxembourgers who offered valuable support to the Allied cause. 

The Secrets of Rue St Roch provides a detailed history of the espionage network established in Luxembourg in the Great War.

Being here at the heart of Europe has underlined to me the advantages that can be gained through international collaboration. At the Foire de l’Etudiant, I met students from France, Germany, and Luxembourg who were making decisions about where to continue their studies. They had not confined themselves to one country or even studying in their mother tongue but rather they were engaged upon finding the right course for them or studying in a country where they might gain another language. The freedom to move across borders benefits both the individual who can move to find a job or develop a certain skill and businesses which attract skilled workers that boosts the country’s economy.

Working at the Embassy has been a valuable experience that has given me both a brief insight into the complex internal workings of the Foreign Office and British diplomacy while also exposing me at a grassroots level to the British Embassy’s sustained local impact in Luxembourg through a varied programme of political, commercial, cultural and social activity.  It has been a pleasure to work with talented and friendly colleagues and to meet many of the interesting people of Luxembourg. Until next time, Äddi! 

St Andrew’s Day

Maybe you’ve enjoyed a whisky down at Scott’s in the Grund. Or perhaps witnessed a display of traditional dancing demonstrated by the Scottish Association of Luxembourg. Scotland is a country rich in cultural heritage with strong links all over the world. This Sunday marks St Andrew’s day, the national day of Scotland. St Andrew is the Patron Saint of Scotland and his feast day is celebrated every year on the 30^th November. This national tradition is thought to date back to the tenth century. Not much is known about the life of St Andrew but it is believed that he was a fisherman and one of Jesus’ first Apostles. The Romans sentenced him to death by crucifixion but he declared himself unworthy of sharing the same cross as Jesus. Instead he was put to death on a diagonal cross. This cross subsequently came to symbolise St Andrew and was adopted as the national emblem of the Scots.

But what has St Andrew got to do with Scotland? Legend has it that the relics of St Andrew were taken from Greece over to Scotland to the place where the modern town of St Andrew stands today. Another story tells us that the Pictish King, Angus Mac Fergus, adopted St Andrew as patron following the appearance of a saltire in the sky immediately before his victory in battle. Today, Scots celebrate with parties, traditional Scottish dancing, Haggis, and plenty of bagpipes. Many consider it the start of the season of Scottish winter festivals which include St Andrew’s Day, Hogmanay and Burns Night. 

An estimated 1000 Scots live here in Luxembourg. Their association is called ‘Comman Na h-Alba’ which is the Scottish Gaelic name for Scotland. Formed in 2008, ‘Alba’ promotes all things Scottish and organises events to celebrate important days in the Scottish calendar. Every year the British Ambassador hosts the Alba St Andrew’s Day celebration. You may notice the Saltire flying from flag pole at the Embassy.

Scotland has enjoyed a momentous year. All eyes turned to Scotland as they welcomed visitors from all over the world to the Commonwealth Games and the Ryder cup. Not long afterwards, in a defining moment in British history, and by a decisive majority, the people of Scots voted to remain part of the United Kingdom. Who would have thought that politics could be more exciting than sport? St Andrew’s day is an opportunity to recognise Scotland’s achievements on the international stage and celebrate this thriving nation. 

Schwätzt du Lëtzebuergesch? *

* Do you speak Luxembourgish?

Did you know that Luxembourgish is one of the official languages of Luxembourg? In fact, it is one of three official languages alongside French and German. Despite fierce competition from such well established neighbours, Luxembourgish holds its own. I hear it many times a day in the supermarket, on the bus, and in Government. It was only officially declared a language in 1984 but has been rapidly increasing in popularity since then.

All three languages are taught at school and therefore most Luxembourgers are trilingual. Multilingualism is part of everyday life in Luxembourg and everyone slips happily from one language to another within the same conversation. This can be both a blessing and a curse for a Brit like me trying to improve her French and German. People love to practise their English and will often help you out while you struggle to find that word which has momentarily slipped from your mind.

As everyone can converse fluently in English, French, and German it seems surprising that Luxembourgish has not faded out of mind. Indeed, in 2013 Luxembourgish was declared ‘vulnerable’ by the   UNESCO Atlas of the World's Languages in Danger. UNESCO examines the domains in which a language is spoken in order to ascertain the threat to its existence. If a language is restricted to certain domains such as home or school then it is categorised as ‘vulnerable’. Approximately 390 000 people speak Luxembourgish but UNESCO estimate that only around 1/3 of children entering Kindergarten speak Luxembourgish as their mother tongue. However more and more people are learning Luxembourgish as a second or third language. In order to acquire Luxembourgish nationality, one is required to prove an adequate passive and active knowledge of Luxembourgish. This has resulted in increased numbers of people taking ‘language leave’, paid holiday to study Luxembourgish, or putting their children into local schools. Luxembourgish doesn’t look like it will be facing extinction any time soon.

Luxembourgish’s survival is even more remarkable because of its similarity to German. It is a Moselle Franconian dialect of West Central German. To a foreign ear they could easily be mistaken for the same language. Very similar Moselle Franconian dialects are spoken in many of the regions surrounding Luxembourg, including the German Eifel, Arelerland in Belgium, and in parts of Lorraine in France. The use of Luxembourgish and other similar dialects is not restricted by distinct geographical or linguistic boundaries; instead there is gradual change in the way people speak. Linguists call this a ‘dialect continuum’. Even within Luxembourg different dialects of Luxembourgish exist. Until the beginning of the 20^th century, four dialects of Luxembourgish existed. However, due to the increasing usage of Luxembourgish in mass media and teaching in schools, a standardised version of Luxembourgish has emerged. 

Dialect atlas showing different dialects in the Benelux region

Some linguists describe this process as ‘koinéization’: a process by which a standard language arises as a result of contact between two or more mutually intelligible dialects of the same language. ‘Dialect levelling’ is a more accurate description of the linguistic situation in Luxembourg. In this process, linguistic features in the central dialect of Luxembourgish found mainly in Luxembourg City are gradually replacing older dialect features of the regional varieties. Unlike ‘koinéization’ this does not result in simplification or reduction of the language structure but an increased level of phonological (the structure of sounds in a language) complexity. 

So why do the Luxembourgers feel so strongly about their national language? The history of Luxembourg can provide many answers to this question.  Between the fifteenth and nineteenth centuries Luxembourg was occupied by four different countries: Austria, Spain, France, and The Netherlands; each of which brought their own Germanic or Romance influences. Following the Treaty of London in 1839, Luxembourg’s current borders were defined and Luxembourgish became an important identity marker. Since the Second World War, Luxembourgish has become a symbol of national identity. Nowadays, as approximately 160 000 commuters a day cross the borders from France, Germany, and Belgium, and almost one half of the country’s population are foreign nationals, it is no surprise that Luxembourgish has high national-symbolic value.

I find Luxembourg’s linguistic patriotism refreshing. Luxembourg is a country that is both proud of its linguistic heritage and accepting of other tongues. Here in Luxembourg, people will communicate with you in which ever language you feel most comfortable with the goal of facilitating communication and establishing relationships.

References:

·         Wikipedia

·         Germanic Standardisations: Past to Present, Luxembourgish; Peter Gilles & Claudine Moulin

Pirates, puddings and public diplomacy

My first week as intern at the British Embassy to Luxembourg

From a room full of distinguished Naval officers and politicians discussing the threat of piracy on British trade to the arrival of thirty home-made cakes and accompanying Brownie Guides, my first week as an intern at the British Embassy to Luxembourg was varied and exciting.

      Piracy in Africa, British maritime policy, and a landlocked country seem like an unusual combination. But here in Luxembourg, at the heart of Europe, lies a complex network of European institutions, global businesses, and people of every nationality. This attracts interest from companies from all over the world who want to invest in Luxembourg’s wealth and trade opportunities. My week began with a lecture on dangers facing the maritime industry co-hosted by the Luxembourg Maritime Cluster and the British Embassy.  Despite Luxembourg’s land-locked position, it is an important base for shipping businesses and two speakers from the Foreign Office and the Royal Navy had come over to speak to the shipping community about the threat of Piracy and the affect on global trade. After being in Luxembourg just over 24 hours I was thrown into Embassy life and experienced firsthand the importance of the British Embassy in facilitating relations between British and Luxembourgish businesses.

The Ambassador welcoming guests 

             

   Less than a week later the same Residence was swarming with Brownie Guides and Rainbows who were anxiously awaiting the results of the Bake-Off competition. The Ambassador and Anne Faber, a Luxembourgish food journalist and celebrity cook, were presented with thirty cakes and marked them according to taste, texture, and appearance. Large amounts of sugar combined with the excitement of meeting the Ambassador in her very own house to create an air of excitement and conviviality. In fact, one Brownie Guide was compelled to ask the Ambassador, ‘Are you the Queen?’!


    

A selection of entries for the 'Great Guiding Bake-Off 2014'

      Public opinion can often be critical of government spending abroad and the expense of posting resident diplomats abroad. Telephones, emails, and video conferences all provide vital tools for doing business abroad without having to leave the office. Nevertheless, from what I have observed, the hospitality of the Ambassador and the genuine friendships that exist between the members of the Embassy team and the community of Luxembourg should not be undervalued. During my first week I have met a group of Luxembourgish Freshers bound for Cambridge, Supreme Judges at the European Court of Justice, Guide leaders, and senior business owners. These different groups have different motivations for maintaining a relationship with Britain. Some are motivated by money and investment opportunities and others are drawn to the educational benefits or the appeal of British baking! In each case, the friendship and hospitality of the Ambassador and her team goes a long way in promoting business and relations between the UK and Luxembourg.

Short but Sweet: A Week in Luxembourg

Having spent a substantial amount of time at university studying the ‘isms’ of International Relations theory – realism, liberalism, constructivism, and so on – my brief stint in Luxembourg has allowed me a glimpse into how international relations work in the ‘real world’. I now realise just how varied the role of the embassy is; from lobbying Luxembourgish ministers to hosting drinks receptions to conducting research, diplomats engage in a wide range of activities to promote Britain abroad.

Image credit: ironlineamerican.edu

Accompanying HM Ambassador to an exhibition of Dutch paintings alerted me to the importance of networking. While we spent a decent portion of time viewing the various pieces on display, I was also interested to see how many interesting people I had the opportunity to chat with. I had not previously considered this aspect of diplomacy but it is in fact an important part of the job. After all, informal face to face encounters are an effective means by which to keep up to date on current developments.

Enjoying the art. Image credit: www.clearharmony.net

An afternoon spent with a representative of UK Trade and Investment shed light on why foreign direct investment and exports are so beneficial to the UK and how UKTI works to increase these.

FDI and exports: key to economic health

Finally, attending a reception held at HM Ambassador’s residence for a local ladies’ cricket club highlighted the role the embassy plays in supporting local Britons and promoting British culture.

Maidens cricket club reception. Image credit: Romain Schanck, wort.lu

All in all, my visit, though fleeting, has proved thoroughly worthwhile. I have improved my knowledge of diplomacy while also having time to experience the small but charming and elegant City of Luxembourg.

Luxemburg, Äddi!

Three months ago, I arrived in Luxembourg. In spite of the dark and cold, January was actually a great time to set up camp. What better way to start the New Year than in a new place, doing new work, meeting new people, gaining new experiences, and all in a country that had a new Prime Minister for the first time in 19 years.

 

Luxembourg's colours and beloved Red Lion

Since day one, work has been a healthy combination of challenging and interesting. With the Embassy being quite small, I have been able to gain an insight into what each member of the team does, and to help out with a large variety of tasks and projects. The working day has thus been wonderfully varied, which is always a bonus. Furthermore, I’ve been able to learn more about the UK’s engagement in foreign and EU affairs, and I feel better acquainted with how the FCO and its many missions operate. Until seeing it in action, such a complex machine is quite hard to visualise, but my understanding of it has certainly begun to solidify. It has also been fascinating to see how the small country of Luxembourg has been coping with the changes to its administration, and how it has been responding to regional problems, national developments, and international crises. You could perhaps say that the Embassy has been the lens of a microscope that is trained on a selection of slides exhibiting some Foreign Service cells, EU molecules, and Luxembourgish DNA.

Luxembourg doesn't quite have a green glow yet, but maybe when summer comes...

 Developing a deeper understanding of Luxembourg’s administrative skeleton has been great; discovering its flesh – that is to say the populace – has been equally charming. Luxembourg is a great place to go, regardless of how many people you expect to know there: there is little anonymity and people are extraordinarily welcoming. Someone I met here said that everybody is nice to everybody else because they never know when they are going to meet again! Ostensibly cynical though this may be, there is some truth in it. In a place like London, all odds would be against a second meeting, but here in Luxembourg it’s a veritable likelihood. Furthermore, the variety of people I have met is astounding. There are people from all over the world and all walks of life, and it has been wonderful to see how they all come together in this brimming melting pot. 

If this pot is Luxembourg, what's inside is the most varied meal anyone's ever had

A recent addition to the Luxembourg creuset was Father Michael Lapsley, a South African priest, in town to launch the German-language version of his autobiography. During his book launch, he spoke of his experiences campaigning against the apartheid regime, before and after receiving in 1990 a letter bomb that blew off his hands and caused him to lose one eye. His story was compelling, to say the least. He addressed issues such as disability, trauma, and healing, and said he was grateful that the letter bomb had taken only his hands, leaving his greatest weapon, his tongue, perfectly intact. He propounded the need for individual independence, but also for individuals to be interdependent, and explained his understanding of forgiveness and justice, and how the two can be reconciled, in his view. It was an exceedingly thought-provoking event.

Fr Michael's autobiography, in German:  Mit den Narben der Apartheid: Vom Kampf für die Freiheit zum Heilen traumatischer Erinnerungen

And that same sentence could be re-applied to so many of the experiences I’ve had here; my mind has been kept happily scurrying. Just this week, I had the pleasure of meeting and attending a talk given by British rower, Steve Williams, OBE, two-time Olympic Gold medallist, and four-time world champion in the men’s coxless four. He was not there to promote his sport (the many descriptions of excruciating and constant pain could entice no-one but an extreme masochist); his focus lay elsewhere. Lots of what he said was about self-motivation, but he spoke equally about how to be a good team player, and a significant proportion of his talk was centred on being a good leader. Really, it spoke to everyone in some way; even if it did nothing to convince anyone that it would be fun to get up at 6am for an icy row, this indomitable athlete used his personal sporting anecdotes well in order to transmit some universally applicable mantras.

Steve Williams and his two Olympic Gold medals

Now, three months on from all the newness, it’s time for me to leave. The time I’ve spent here in Luxembourg is one I won’t be forgetting. Firstly, because I feel the skills I’ve learnt will stick with me for a long time, and secondly, because it has been such an enjoyable experience. Not just because of events like those elaborated upon above, but because of the work itself, its varied nature and fascinating substance, and because of the environment in which that work has taken place. The Embassy staff have been as welcoming as the Luxembourgers themselves, and working with them has been a treat. I’m really very grateful to have had the opportunity to intern here.

United in Diversity

March has not only seen a rise in temperatures, but also the dawn of Luxembourg’s presidency of the UN Security Council, and what a month to start. Luxembourg’s first action was to hold an emergency meeting on Ukraine during their very first day in office, and it has been all systems go ever since, what with the Benelux Foreign Ministers' visit to Kiev, and a heavy existing Security Council agenda. As a result, there has been much interaction with the Foreign Ministry, which has provided me with a remarkable insight into diplomacy. The best way I can describe this is that it reminds me of a wicker basket being woven, but where each individual twig is being woven by a different country: all weavers have the same goal (to create a basket), but each has a slightly different idea about the pattern. It’s all about the weaving process: how they work off each other, communicate, cooperate, compromise, and deal with clashes. At any rate, even if that made no sense, take my word for it that it’s fascinating.

Diplomacy in its figurative form. Image credit: prestigewicker.co.uk.

As well as this more politico-centric activity, the Embassy has been kept busy with its first Consular Outreach Reception, which took place on the second Tuesday of the month. It was a great event: firstly, it gave me the chance to understand the role of our consular services in far greater detail, and secondly, the Embassy was able to celebrate some extraordinary people, such as volunteers at homeless shelters and leaders of groups for women in distress. Not only did it allow our consular team to establish contact with local support groups, schools, hospitals, police forces, and charities, amongst others, but it gave all these the perfect opportunity to meet each other as well!

Networking. Image credit: ekaterinawalter.com

To further consolidate the Embassy’s relationship with local organisations, the Ambassador has also been to visit two of the local schools, and I accompanied her: one was an international school, where the Ambassador gave a careers talk to some keen sixth-formers, and the other a Luxembourgish school, where pupils in their first year of learning English wanted to learn more about the Ambassador’s role and be inspired to work hard at their English. They were using vocabulary and grammatical structures that were astonishingly advanced for the short length of time they had been learning; the teacher informed me that their grammar had been grounded the previous year by a course in Latin, and I suppose their exposure to an abundance of English media and American television must aid their language retention. Still, it was impressive. And it underlined another positive facet I’ve noticed of Luxembourg: that it seems to be a great place to bring up children; certainly, the advantages they’ll gain from such a fabulous education in languages are innumerable.

Image credit: worldnomads.com

These bonds with Luxembourgish professionals, which the Embassy staff work so hard to establish and nurture, have even proven themselves useful for one of my assignments. Part of my remit over the past few months has been to plan a commemorative exhibition about the bilateral relations between Luxembourg and the UK during the First World War, and recently the planning process reached the stage where we were ready to go to external organisations and enquire about potential artefacts we might be able to borrow. Amongst those organisations contacted were the national archives, the city archives, the photo archives and the Military History Museum in Diekirch, a town north of Luxembourg City. The particularly great thing about this stage of the process was that I got to visit all these places and rifle through their fascinating material myself. My now extremely high expectations of Luxembourgers’ charm were not disappointed; everyone I met at each of these institutions was intrigued by our narrative and eager to help. It will be exciting to get the chosen material together in one room later this year.

  

National Military History Museum in Diekirch.

 On the subject of historical war, I should mention that Luxembourg has been playing host to a home-grown cinema hit. The film, Heemwéi – Eng Odyssee (translation: Homesickness – an Odyssey), is the result of a seven-year independent project that cost just €25,000. It was realised by a team of volunteers, amateurs and local professionals in Luxembourg. Having wanted to watch it since its release in January, I finally did, and was duly impressed. The film revisits Luxembourg’s ambiguous WWII history, where the line between friend and foe was exceptionally vague. There is nothing sensational or condemning about the story; the depiction is realistic and gritty, and this translates into a thought-provoking production. I found it an interesting window into Luxembourg’s relationship with its past.

For, although Luxembourg is an extremely modern place, full of innovation and enterprising, it does still retain a link with its history. This I was fortunate enough to experience last weekend (the second weekend in March), when each commune held a traditional – in fact pagan – ceremony to cast off the throes of winter and welcome in the spring. This ‘Buergbrennen’ took the form of a gigantic cross-shaped bonfire, accompanied by much food, drink, and merriment. The one I attended was lit by a troop of intrepid children and run by the scouts, and it burned rather spectacularly. Bonfires in other communes were even supplemented by fireworks and music. Essentially, it was nice to see that, in spite of the patchwork nature of Luxembourg’s population, a healthy native community spirit has remained intact.

Buergbrennen in Beggen.

Since being here, I’ve been struck by Luxembourg’s diversity; in more recent weeks, the interwovenness of this diversity has really made itself apparent. It is not a school canteen, where the groups and cliques are distinct. Here, old sits with new, locals sit with expats, people of various professions happily share a table. Luxembourg thus seems to have successfully implemented the ostensibly paradoxical motto of the European Union: ‘United in Diversity.’

February: The Month of Flying Time.

At the Embassy, life is perhaps best analogised by the Luxembourgish weather. One minute, there is rain, the next snow, then glorious sunshine, followed by some fog, and rounded off with a bout of gusty gales. The temperature is as changeable, too. But whereas this might be a bad thing for holiday-making hikers trying to travel light, it’s great for an intern drinking in new experiences. It isn’t just the workplace that’s varied, though; it’s the ‘extra-curricular’ stuff, too…

This bright sunshine followed a solid two-day stint of downpours.

A couple of weeks ago, there was a great event put on by Delano, an English-language magazine, in celebration of its third birthday. The event was named ‘Spice It Up’; everything was Indian-themed, including the canapés, and all guests were invited to have a bindi drawn onto their foreheads. The venue was one that I would perhaps cringeworthily describe as ‘cool’, and it was a terrific place to meet new people and fill more gaps in my overall understanding of how Luxembourg works. As I moved through the crowd, evidence of the smallness of the world came in the form of my meeting two people with connections to my home-city of Manchester, which was unexpected, but welcome! A friend then introduced me to another guest, telling me that ‘he’s a magician!’ I, having been so used to people telling me they worked for a bank, insurance company or law firm, didn’t really take this assertion seriously, and made the poor man perform a trick to prove himself. He obliged, and produced a coin out of thin air. Bravo. It was only afterwards that I found out he was the internationally renowned magician, David Goldrake, who goes on world tours and is essentially the Luxembourg equivalent of Derren Brown. Oops.

The following week was the week of Valentine’s Day, and the English-speaking Actors Repertory Theatre Luxembourg put on, appropriately enough, Love Letters, a play by A. R. Gurney. We were invited. The play was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize in Drama back in 1990, but in spite of its credentials, I must admit that I was not sure I was going to like it. Fifty years’ worth of love letters between two people, and only these two characters on stage at all times? It sounded so mushy. Fortunately, it was anything but! It was funny, moving, and engaging, and the production was simple but effective; the acting was understated, but sincere and convincing. In all, a play deserving of its renown.

Flyer for the Actors Rep production.

On Valentine's Day itself, there was an event held in the centre of town, which some Embassy staff, including myself, attended. It was called '1 Billion Rising for Justice', and was staged almost simultaneously in hundreds of cities across the globe. Organised by the American Women's Club of Luxembourg, it was done in conjunction with the global campaign, One Billion Rising. The campaign’s name comes from the appalling fact that one third of all women on our planet will be raped or beaten in her lifetime. That’s one billion women. These V-Day events, which take place on a yearly basis, give people the opportunity to raise awareness of this deplorable statistic, and to fight to end such widespread violence against women. Unfortunately, the weather on the day prevented a fantastic turn-out, but there was still a substantial number of attendees gathered in Luxembourg City centre. There were signs, music, photographs, and even some Zumba to rally the troops! The aerobic dancing was definitely welcome on such a cold afternoon. And it was good to see so much support for such an important issue.

A t-shirt on display on the day. Many were wearing them as well!

Last week saw my greatest challenge since starting at the Embassy. I agreed to give a quasi-motivational talk about London to a cohort of insurance salespeople; the company was planning a staff trip to London in celebration of hard work. My speech was meant to provoke excitement and give them a flavour of what they might expect from the UK’s capital. There was one complication, which only came to light once I had agreed to do this for them: the speech had to be in French. I speak French, but conversing and giving a speech are quite different things, and I had no previous experience of the latter. Fortunately, though, it turned out to be a worthwhile endeavour and an excellent experience: not only were my hosts delightfully encouraging despite my evident nerves, but I did not spontaneously combust mid-sentence, which I figured was the worst that could happen. Afterwards, conversation was facilitated by Guinness, which was served to further excite the employees to want to go to the UK and sample more British Ale [sic: I felt it was polite to refrain from mentioning that, actually, Guinness comes from a little place slightly west of Britain…]. What’s more, I then received a beautiful vase of flowers in the post after the event, which was a lovely surprise, and also served as yet further confirmation that Luxembourgers are an absolutely charming bunch of people.

Luckily, London is fab, so the content of the speech was easy.

And now it’s March! I can barely believe it; into the home stretch now. The speed at which these past two months have evaporated before my eyes certainly supports the old assertion that ‘time flies when you’re having fun.’

The English Pronunciation of 'Ukulele' is Illogical.

Last week, I was delighted to attend a talk given by Sir Nigel Sheinwald. The former UK Ambassador to the USA (and former UK Permanent Representative to the EU) was in Luxembourg to give a talk for the Oxford University Society of Luxembourg, on the topic of ‘Britain, Europe and the World: present dilemmas and future decisions.’ It was very interesting to hear his perspective on such matters, especially given his professional proximity to the people, organisations and countries involved in many of the issues of which he spoke.

University of Oxford

In the discussion that followed, British people’s perception of the EU was discussed. As this group of predominantly older Britons and Luxembourger Oxford graduates discussed why there were so many eurosceptics in the UK, and to what sort of information young Brits were being exposed, I felt like I ought to raise my hand and say ‘hello, young Brit, here…’, but they actually nailed the issue on the head without my help: the usefulness of the EU is barely publicised in the UK, whereas its few disadvantages are preyed upon and strung up as a grim – and slightly misleading – warning to us all. It seems to be a matter of awareness, and it’s a shame that such discussions aren’t had on a broader scale in the UK itself.

The European Union flag

After this talk, the British Ambassador hosted an informal dinner at the Residence in honour of Sir Nigel, which gave those present the opportunity to discuss in further detail the ideas brought forth in the talk (amongst other things, of course). There were fourteen people present, and every single one of them had an entirely unique perspective on every topic of conversation, having come from all sorts of different backgrounds and had a variety of completely different experiences. That is one of the things I have found about Luxembourg: there is a wealth of diversity here, and it is great.

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This diversity is visible in every single vein of Luxembourg life: I went into a shoe shop the other day, and after confessing to the sales assistants that I spoke no Luxembourgish, was promptly re-greeted in English, and good English at that! Not only that, but most films at the cinema are shown in their original language, with a relevant combination of English, French, German and/or Luxembourgish subtitles (which is a great excuse to go often, because it’s therefore technically educational…). There are ways of settling into this place no matter where you come from or what language you speak (well, ok, there are some limits to how multilingual everyone is).

EU flags flying before the European Parliament

This is great for places like the theatre, as I experienced in my first week at West Side Story, but also for the Luxembourg Philharmonie, which is able to welcome a vast array of English-speaking talent without worrying about a drop in ticket sales. This was evidenced by their hosting of the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain, who only went and, you know, sold out.

Luxembourg Philharmonie

I was very excited to go along to this, because some friends of mine are Ukulele players, and I had therefore heard good things about the troop. Good things which turned out to be true, I might add. The colourful range of songs on their set list and their witty choreography were only outshone by two further aspects of their performance: firstly, the complexity of the layered arrangements, at which one could only marvel (think Pitch Perfect, but with EIGHT SONGS ON THE GO SIMULTANEOUSLY); and secondly, crucially, their bewilderingly enduring manual stamina! The non-stop speed at which they twanged away together was unbelievable, and that is without so much as mentioning the rapidity of the solos and the fact that each member had to sing as well. They deserve serious kudos. However, it was not just awe at their skill that made the evening enjoyable. Despite having been playing together for nearly thirty years, their material was fresh and buoyant. There were songs by Adele and Daft Punk, featured amongst hits by David Bowie, Lou Reed, and even Frank Sinatra. There was even a whistling interlude. Possibly my favourite rendition of the night, though, was an acapella ‘folkalisation’ (yes, that is a made-up word, but how else will language evolve?) of The Who’s ‘Pinball Wizard’. You’d have thought the song had originated in medieval Scotland, or had been written for the soundtrack of Braveheart. ‘Twas bonnie.

The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

The second two weeks in Luxembourg have proven themselves well up to the task of following the first; I’m discovering ever more about this small country, and, so far, I like it.


Note with reference to the title: we Brits pronounce each of the four vowels differently: 'you-kuh-lay-lee'. German is far more logical: it goes 'oo-koo-lay-lay'. Something I realised when talking to a German friend who was baffled by our linguistic silliness.

A Barrage of ‘News’

Here in Luxembourg, it is not just the year that is new: the government is still relatively new, and the EU presidency handover means that there are lots of developments making the news.

All this translates to lots of work for the Embassy, as it has to keep up with all these developments, with all these new ministers, and with all these new policies. So as a new intern, it is an exciting time: there is plenty to do! Fortunately, it is interesting to see how Luxembourg is changing, and how it is reacting to these changes.

A major topic of controversy in this small country is the new government’s announcement that they will be altering the way religion is taught in schools. Religious education, which is currently essentially run by the Catholic Church, will be replaced by a more neutral, values-based ethics course. This is an undeniably bold move in a predominantly Catholic country; indeed, there has been a very un-Luxembourgish surge of protestation regarding this proposal, with groups forming to fight for their right to choose what form of religion course they want. Many others, however, are in favour of the move, which aims to present religion and ethics in a more objective way across the board. As an outsider, it is interesting to watch a country grappling with these changes, as many western countries are currently debating similar issues.

Further changes can be seen in the EU presidency changeover, as Lithuania passes on the baton to Greece, and Greece resets the focus of the EU for the coming six months. Maritime issues will be their priority, they told the various Ambassadors last week, and so, although this may have limited effect on Luxembourg, a land-locked nation, there is definitely reason for Britain to prick up its ears. Again, it is fascinating for me to see how Luxembourg and the British Embassy deal with such developments.

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In other news, the Grand Theatre celebrated its 50^th Anniversary just the other week, and the Ambassador was one of many dignitaries present at a special performance of the classic musical, West Side Story. I was honoured to accompany her, and even got my first glimpse of Luxembourg royalty and the whole Luxembourg Cabinet. Not bad for my first week. Moreover, the show was great, and went on to run for a further 12 days, managing to sell out every night! All the jubilation surrounding the Grand Theatre’s longevity was thus well and truly justified.

Ben Crystal, celebrated Shakespearean actor and author, also dropped by to give a lively speech about how best to access the great British playwright. The talk gave a flavour of his new book, Shakespeare on Toast, and was a delight to attend: ‘in order to get you to understand Shakespeare as he is meant to be understood, what I’d really like to do is decapitate you all…’ was certainly an intriguing opener! This strange desire was not purely violent for violence’s sake, but for educational purposes: on our shoulders, he would place the head of an Elizabethan spectator, through whose eyes we would be able to appreciate Shakespeare to his full extent. By the end of the talk, everyone – including the Ambassador and myself! – was persuaded to buy the orator’s book.

Finally, the overwhelmingly well-received film, Rafea:Solar Mama, was screened this week by the University of Luxembourg, the Dutch Embassy and the Zonta Club Luxembourg. I was invited to go along, and was immensely pleased to have the opportunity to see such an important documentary. You only have to visit its official page to see just how well-received the film has been: listed there are plenteous nominations and awards, including the 2012 Oxfam award for Global Justice. For the film does indeed promote global justice and human rights, and these were issues that formed the basis of a lively post-screening discussion, where many NGO representatives, Embassy workers, and even government ministers shared their experiences and ideas. It was a truly thought-provoking evening, and one that certainly reinforced everyone’s conviction that this issue needs to be addressed, and that the Barefoot College, to which Rafea goes to become a solar engineer, is an exemplary scheme. I would recommend the film to all.

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Overall, my first couple of weeks here at the Embassy have been full, the people have been über-friendly (so nice to be made to feel so welcome!), and the work has been fascinating, and even fun! Needless to say, I’m grateful for the opportunity to see how the branches of Foreign Office cogs whir in Europe, and I’m very much looking forward to the challenges of the next few months.